A very bad boot.

Item: Gathered Velvet Boot

Cost: $24.00 Found: gojane.com Rating: -5 out of 10

Gojane.com – where did you go wrong?!? So many of the items on your website are adorable! How could you go and infiltrate your site with this hideous boot?! The only two people who I can guess would wear this boot are Cruella De Ville or a pimp. Neither of which will ever be remembered for their stellar fashion sense.

Ladies and gentlemen, the previous blog posting was an example of a good boot. This is an example of a bad very very BAD boot. Purple velvet?? Suuuuper pointy toe?? Gathered at the top?? Scrunchy fabric?? Little peg heel?? The horrid ANGLE at which this photo was taken??

Never. Do not. Don’t ever. Ever ever ever ever.

~ Mir

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sarah W.
    Aug 29, 2010 @ 20:22:05

    Cruella DeVille, a pimp, and female oompa loompas.

    Reply

  2. sissy poo
    Oct 08, 2010 @ 00:45:03

    ok so… every time i come on your blog i look around to see what i’ve missed cuz i’m only on here every month or so, sometimes longer… (sorry =/) so after i read everything i haven’t read yet i start looking around at everything i’ve already read and often re-read blogs cuz you’re a fantastic writer and you’re funny. all of this to say that, without a doubt, everytime i come across the picture of this boot (which is several times now) i laugh out loud. the title with the picture is just so funny to me. and the more i look at it, the harder i laugh! it’s sooo freakin hilarious! =) love you sissy poo!

    Reply

  3. betty
    Jan 25, 2011 @ 12:25:38

    I think the bad witch in The Wizard Of Oz would like these.

    Reply

  4. Paala
    Feb 10, 2012 @ 23:00:43

    That is pretty terrible. Yikes.

    Reply

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